Have you ever met someone who seems to be a great person?
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Someone you actually like? Someone, after developing a reasonable comfort in your relationship, you decide to initiate email contact with for the first time.
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After a few pleasant cybernetic interactions a pattern emerges.
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After what would seem like, thousands of email forwards, jokes and internet hoaxes later you realize with great trepidation that you've been the victim of over communication. Except its not even communication. It's more like pollution. Inbox pollution. Communicative abuse.
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Countless emails emerge describing Bill Clinton's close encounters with marijuana, a local hero's funeral in Lakota, Swiffer WetJet warnings and a withdrawal of said Swiffer warning after finding out that the whole thing was a hoax but not before sending it to thousands of recipients. And you have to ask yourself...where is Lakota anyway?
I guess I'm here to tell you that I'm the latest victim of the ongoing communicative abuses of our society.
3 comments:
Ha ha ha! SUCKER! I mean, that stinks, I'm sorry (really, I am, and it really does stink)... Well put though :)
Thanks for you faux symphathy there -e-. It really means a lot to me.
I'm literally laughing out loud! its not really faux so much as psuedo sympathy! :) Love you nathan!
ps: germany-less than a week away!
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